The Cast
You’ll get to hang out with our friendly, photogenic cows and other fantastic animals for up to two hours. Now, our cows are absolute divas and get bored after a while, so we'll start and end your shoot with them. In between, you’ll have a blast with our other farm stars.
The Moo-Tang Clan
Asada
Scottish Highland Cow
With his majestic horns and luxurious coat, Asada is pure Scottish royalty. He’s got a soft spot for selfies and isn’t afraid to show off his glamorous side.
Carne
Miniature Highland Cow
Don’t let the small size fool you—Carne packs a big personality! He’s the king of cute, always ready to flash his fluffy fringe for the camera.
OG and New Age Kids
Eazy-G
Lamancha Goat
Coolest all-black goat around who’s not afraid of eating all the treats
Goat Malone
Lamancha Goat
The ultimate all-white goat ready to love you up every moment he gets
East Coast Play'as
Piggy Smalls
Kune Kune Pig
Our beloved, spotted pig, ready to ham it up. Think of him as your best friend in pig form
Faith Evans
Kune Kune Pig
A blonde pig, a feisty sweetheart full of mud and down for belly rubs
Clucking Fast Crew
Egginem
Polish Hen
His beak is sharp, ready to spit fiery lyrics, and his eyes squint with intensity as he raps about life in the coop.
"Mom’s spaghetti? Nah, I’m peckin’ confetti!" -Egginem
Ludicluck
Polish Rooster
He struts around the farmyard with swagger. His crowing is a rhythmic mix of beats and clucks, and he’s got a coop full of rhymes.
